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		<title>A Story Where &#8220;A Bird in the Hand&#8221; Is Literal and Some Amazing Links</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guest post today at Reading and Chickens! As an addendum, my aunt did finally send the picture of me holding the chickens with a look of absolute horror on my face, but MAN I looked like shit that day, so I&#8217;m not posting it. The video is way better anyway, and representative. Also for your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Karaoke Songs to Avoid Like Syphilis</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Bye Bye Miss American Pie. This is the one that people inevitably use to lure their drunk guy friend onstage, because he loves that song, bro, and he knows all the words. First of all, no he doesn&#8217;t, and secondly, this song is so much longer than you think it is. It&#8217;s only fun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ten Thing Whatever Day This Is</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. True or false: I should sing &#8220;Fancy&#8221; by Reba McEntire at live band karaoke on Wednesday. Did you know that I love karaoke? It&#8217;s true. I think saying that on my blog gives me the majority of the characteristics associated with narcissism. 2. Speaking of the DSM, do you think the men at my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hilarity-in-shoes.com/2012/02/14/ten-thing-whatever-day-this-is/</link>
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		<title>Dream Job Interpretation</title>
		<description><![CDATA[(EDITED TO ADD: I have a whole new, never-before-seen post on Thought Catalog about dating divorced men. Remember when I used to date? Those were some good times.) Last night I dreamt that: &#8211; I was wrong about the time of my new job orientation and missed it; &#8211; Wandering around the endless maze of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hilarity-in-shoes.com/2012/02/12/dream-job-interpretation/</link>
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		<title>Shoot The Moon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never really had any professional ambition, other than to be able to buy myself things and go on vacation and have people like me. I entered college as an international studies major, somehow thinking that I was going to wind up working in the foreign service in France. When I quit school, I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Important Questions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a much more interesting blog post percolating about ambition, but for now: 1. What would you wear with this dress? I particularly need shoe help. I want the most comfortable ones possible that are also kind of hot. And I obviously can&#8217;t go bare-legged this time of year, so do people still wear [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Quit Your Job</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Don’t think about how your current desk, in your current office, is the only place in the world where you can get anything done, how you come in on the weekends sometimes to do homework or file your taxes. Don’t obsess about whether or not your dentist will be covered under your new insurance; that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hilarity-in-shoes.com/2012/01/30/how-to-quit-your-job/</link>
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		<title>Ten Thing Thursday: Unintentional Girl Power Edition</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. What&#8217;s your all-time favorite TV show?  This one sounds pretty good. The Greatest TV Show in the World &#8230;in my best estimation, the blueprint for the greatest television program the world has ever known. The year is 1914. The location, outer space. Tensions are running high between Mars-tria and Germoony. The United Asteroid Belt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hilarity-in-shoes.com/2012/01/25/ten-thing-thursday-unintentional-girl-power-edition/</link>
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		<title>Even More Disjointed Than Usual</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have so much job drama going on. So, so much. It&#8217;s all I think about, dream about, wake up fretting about. I am not good with uncertainty. Nor change, as it happens. Unforttunately, in this case, the status quo isn&#8217;t really doing it for me either. ********************** School started this week. I like the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.hilarity-in-shoes.com/2012/01/25/even-more-disjointed-than-usual/</link>
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		<title>(Sponsored Post) Fresh Diet FTW</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, last week was a doozy. My poor head was spinning twenty different ways&#8211;mostly good ways, but still. A friend of mine who has successful lost weight and kept it off said that the two most important things she did were to learn about what proper portions actually look like and to remove as many opportunities as [...]]]></description>
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