Best in Show
A few posts I’m not too ashamed of.
THE FUNNY ONES
10 Signs You Are Reading Too Much George R.R. Martin…Winter is coming, homie.
8 Signs It Is PMS and Not A Worrisome New Mental Illness…Which is not to say that people aren’t actually assholes.
Two Times a Bridesmaid...Lions and tattoos and Jesus, oh my.
Christmas Cards for Single People…Passive-aggressive much?
Christmas Cards from Ex-Boyfriends…Surprise!
Six Different Types of 35-Year-Old Men…Yeah, you either know one or are one.
Why Guys Strike Out on Craigslist Personals…This one has the word clitoris in it
Emergency Egg Recall…Tick-tock.
Dear Everyone On the 42 Bus…Do. Not. Like. Hot.
THE DATING ONES
Always Listen to Your Heart, Except When It Lies…Loving people makes you so vulnerable to their capricious decisions and fickle desires.
Your Guide to Online Dating: Decoding the Email Address…This one has the word fellate in it
Your Guide to Online Dating: Sights on Sites…Where to meet a vegan yoga instructor or a man who lives with his mother
I Read Craigslist So You Don’t Have To…Thank me later
Dear Me: Review the Rules Edition…What I would tell me if I were an advice columnist
Dating and Not Dating…They both have their charms, except for not dating
Dating Rules I Need to Remind Myself of Constantly…Did I tell you about the married guy yet?
Taking It to the Streets…Failed personal ad crowdsourcing
Scared Straight…er. Ish…Fear, the gift that keeps on giving
The Common Denominator…Can it really be the fault of everyone but me?
THE LIFE ONES
We Would Have Lanterns Hanging In The Trees...Of all the lives I ever imagined for myself I could never have predicted how much I would crave the simple things I ran away from, nor how hard it would be to find them.
Turtle Soup and the Perfect Timeless Blog Post…The strangest summer of my life.
Could-Have-Been Love Story…Gather ye rosebuds while ye may/Old time is still a-flying
The Examined Life: Tipsy Floribbean Edition…Where the beers flow like tears
Pat…An elegy for my uncle
When I Grow Up (The Angsty Work Post)…What color is my parachute again?
A Brief History of Crime and Real Estate…Don’t steal this post. I don’t want to have to deal with MPD.
Home, Where My Music’s Playing…Same river twice and all that
Geographic Cure…Wherever you go, there you are
THE MENTAL HEALTH ONES
The Toe of the Elephant…Tricked you! It’s about codependency.
The Lesson of the Shrink Dump...Not a fun lesson.
Things I Learned in Therapy (So Far)…Most of this seems true.
Noonday Demon…Better living through chemistry, maybe
Mojo Rising…SSRIs kill the part between your thighs