OK! Here is your roundup of Christmas amusements.
First, I made a holiday newsletter generator for single people. I think you will like it. My results are in the comments. Do it do it do it and post yours too. I had this idea last year, but was overcome with laziness before I completed it.
Second, please join me in fondly remembering Christmas Cards for Single People and Christmas Cards from Ex-Boyfriends. I was going to do new ones but you know, some things just don’t need improvement. Or I can’t figure out how to improve them because I used to be funnier than I am now. One of those.
Finally, I made real crafts, and I manipulated some friends into helping me. As you can see, we wound up with quite an assortment of ornaments. (All of mine were boring and badly executed DC flags, similar to the second one below and coming soon to a tree near you if we know each other in real life.)