Genius Idea for Dating Website!

1.  Gitcher Groupon,  Gitcher Groupon*

Surely I’m not the only person who gets gentle reminders all the time from Groupon and Living Social that my deals are about to expire.  Yet it isn’t every day that I want to go to Top Golf or eat at a restaurant that sounded vaguely good in a neighborhood I never go to.  But!  If there were a website full of desperate people like me, we could go together.  Random! Madcap! When Crazy Met Stalky!  Dealless in DC! Jazzercise+Whole Foods gift baskets!  Facials+ sushi!  Hot yoga + bar food in a random bar where you don’t know anyone! Pedicures with a stranger + pho!

Instead of a profile, you’d lead with your available Groupons.

“SWF with half-price theater tickets seeks gastropub dealholder for awkward conversation about the arts”

“I see your H Street Country Club and raise you one Sticky Rice.  Sake it to me!”

“I have a dozen overpriced cupcakes, you have cheap kayak lessons. Let’s see who pukes first.”

“Newseum ticketholder seeks tall dinner companion, Asian fusion preferred (the dinner not the man) (not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just not preferred) (but it would be fine!) (I’m 5’10)”

“Imagine me and you eating pie and then playing laser tag. Could sex be far behind that combo?”

*Like “Get Your Freak On”.  Get it?  Get it?

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