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Oct 20
2010

Sneak Peek: Upcoming Post-Dating Blog Posts

Seven Signs that You’re a Spinster

Cats: Charming Companions or Complete Abdication of Your Hopes and Dreams?

Your Uterus and You: The Many Ways You Have Let Each Other Down

Grammar Pet Peeves and Why Having Them Implies Healthy Superiority

Reality TV Marathons and the People Who Watch Them Wearing Sweatpants

Does Being in Love with Both Ben and Jerry Make You a Polyamorist?   If So, Is This a New Dating Frontier?

Vibrators and Personal Massagers: One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other, As Far As Your Mom Knows

How To Disguise Tears of Self-Pity as Tears of Happiness When Friends Announce Their Engagement or Pregnancy

Decoupage: Retro+Green+Super Time-Consuming=Win

The Pros and Cons of International Adoption for Single People with Spotty Credit and a Low Threshold for Bureaucracy

How to Stalk People You Used to Love Using Social Media

Using Exclamation Points to Make Incredibly Bitter Statements Seem Wry and Jaunty!

Love Yourself First, Think About Showering Later

New Uses for the Money You Used to Spend on Waxing and Cute Underwear

No One Cares What You Had For Lunch, But What I Had Was Fascinating and Here Are Some Pictures

Avoiding Your Feelings Through Prodigious Alcohol Consumption

The Power of Positive Thinking (Is A Myth)

Things To Do While All Your Friends Are Cuddling Before a Roaring Fire with Their Significant Others

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Talking Ad Nauseum About How Lonely You Are

Diversifying Your Fulfillment Portfolio: Emotional Support from Gay Friends and Therapists, Financial Support from Yourself, And Meaningless Sexual Partners from the Internet

 

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5 Responses to “Sneak Peek: Upcoming Post-Dating Blog Posts”

  1. Jen Hadley says:

    Good grief you slay me. Particularly looking forward to How to Win Friends…bring it C Girl!

  2. I_feel_you says:

    If you’d like, I’m open to co-authoring a book on the very compelling topic, “How to Stalk People You Used to Love Using Social Media”

  3. C_Girl says:

    @i_feel_you, I think we could have a hit on our hands with that. Chapter one: Divining the meanings of GChat icons.

    @jenny, you know you will hear all about it.

  4. other c says:

    I’m all about this one: The Pros and Cons of International Adoption for Single People with Spotty Credit and a Low Threshold for Bureaucracy… Oh, can you also add to the end there “and a one bedroom apartment?” It will be helpful to have them listed out. I’ll be looking forward to it.

    Thanks for these last 2 posts. They gave me a good laugh (out loud literally). Gracias :)

  5. Toddy says:

    Wow, I know you were joking w/ these but so many applied to me I feel like I should wring my hands, cry and give up. Sweat pants and reality tv check. Stalking exes on social media check check. Less frequent showering and excessive alcohol consumption? Im drunk and smelly now…why Im single? Or a product of singlehood? The world may never know…

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