2010
Sneak Peek: Upcoming Post-Dating Blog Posts
Seven Signs that You’re a Spinster
Cats: Charming Companions or Complete Abdication of Your Hopes and Dreams?
Your Uterus and You: The Many Ways You Have Let Each Other Down
Grammar Pet Peeves and Why Having Them Implies Healthy Superiority
Reality TV Marathons and the People Who Watch Them Wearing Sweatpants
Does Being in Love with Both Ben and Jerry Make You a Polyamorist? If So, Is This a New Dating Frontier?
Vibrators and Personal Massagers: One of These Things Is A Lot Like the Other, As Far As Your Mom Knows
How To Disguise Tears of Self-Pity as Tears of Happiness When Friends Announce Their Engagement or Pregnancy
Decoupage: Retro+Green+Super Time-Consuming=Win
The Pros and Cons of International Adoption for Single People with Spotty Credit and a Low Threshold for Bureaucracy
How to Stalk People You Used to Love Using Social Media
Using Exclamation Points to Make Incredibly Bitter Statements Seem Wry and Jaunty!
Love Yourself First, Think About Showering Later
New Uses for the Money You Used to Spend on Waxing and Cute Underwear
No One Cares What You Had For Lunch, But What I Had Was Fascinating and Here Are Some Pictures
Avoiding Your Feelings Through Prodigious Alcohol Consumption
The Power of Positive Thinking (Is A Myth)
Things To Do While All Your Friends Are Cuddling Before a Roaring Fire with Their Significant Others
How to Win Friends and Influence People by Talking Ad Nauseum About How Lonely You Are
Diversifying Your Fulfillment Portfolio: Emotional Support from Gay Friends and Therapists, Financial Support from Yourself, And Meaningless Sexual Partners from the Internet
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Good grief you slay me. Particularly looking forward to How to Win Friends…bring it C Girl!
If you’d like, I’m open to co-authoring a book on the very compelling topic, “How to Stalk People You Used to Love Using Social Media”
@i_feel_you, I think we could have a hit on our hands with that. Chapter one: Divining the meanings of GChat icons.
@jenny, you know you will hear all about it.
I’m all about this one: The Pros and Cons of International Adoption for Single People with Spotty Credit and a Low Threshold for Bureaucracy… Oh, can you also add to the end there “and a one bedroom apartment?” It will be helpful to have them listed out. I’ll be looking forward to it.
Thanks for these last 2 posts. They gave me a good laugh (out loud literally). Gracias
Wow, I know you were joking w/ these but so many applied to me I feel like I should wring my hands, cry and give up. Sweat pants and reality tv check. Stalking exes on social media check check. Less frequent showering and excessive alcohol consumption? Im drunk and smelly now…why Im single? Or a product of singlehood? The world may never know…